the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

(via pizza)


+ 180602

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via youngvlcanoes)


+ 277929

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via magic-marshmellow-laser)


+ 123718

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via magicmike420)


+ 182480
pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

groomsbrideisawhore:

groomsbrideisawhore:

omfg i’m in class and i turn around and this girl is making pAPER CORPSES ATTACHED TO NOOSES AND HANGING THEM OFF THE TABLE

shE MADE A HANGING PLATFORM SEND HELP

(via magic-marshmellow-laser)


+ 66338
teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via fake-mermaid)


+ 300516

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via mysad-l-o-v-e-story)


+ 47281
pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt
+ 12195
claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up
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